Anonymous asked "whats wrong with me.. sometimes after i take a really big poop i like to put it into a jar and put it into the closet and lick it sometimes... is this a problem?"
this could be a problem.
Anonymous asked "sometimes i rape myself"
… i dont know how to respond.
Anonymous asked "why do you keep changing your hair color?"
it makes me happy
Anonymous asked "what gives you the right to voice your opinion about others problems"
? what? people ask me, i dont ask them.
Anonymous asked ""i think that the advice you give is terrible and generic. it's just like the stupid shit you would hear from a teenage angst hotline. you are 16 and have no experience in life therefore you are nowhere near qualified to give advice. your opinion you can give but honestly with your lack of experience in life, relationships, and physical well being i don't think that this should continue. i am sure you will respond with a, "this is inappropriate." if you even respond at all but the truth is that is blog itself is inappropriate." lawl. this person is clearly an idiot."
hah
Anonymous asked "sometimes i pretend im jessica alba and i go to the club and hit on some phresh doodz and crack out the jack daniels. does this make me an alcoholic. also i am of age so i can do this...do this. but anyways, why does time fly when I AM NOT HAVING FUN. like right now im waiting for that call AND MY PHONE IS NOT RINGING but time continues to pass and my life wears away. what should i do, o wise one?"
it doesn’t make you an alcoholic, unless you believe you need help then seek it, go to an AA meeting, seek a therapist, etc. If you do it every so often I don;t think it’s a problem though.
Anonymous asked "hey! i'm topanga stevens the owner of a brand new chevy. i have decided to make myself get up the nerve to do this. this post will be dedicated to you and anyone who needs advice, assistance, or help deal with their personal descrepensies. lots of love, topanga xoo!"
why helloo there.
Anonymous asked "kim kelly is a total bitch and she spilled pop all over my shirt and i had to walk around all day with pop all over my shirt. i feel like i need anger management but not with a trained professional. do you do house visits?"
Hmm, I’m sorry I don’t.
Anonymous asked "your eyes remind me of a ceiling guarding the true meaning of life with a key so secretive you could never match its shape. will you go out with me"
Definitely.
Anonymous asked "ARE YOU EXCITED FOR FRESHMAN YEAR AT HIGH SCHOOL?!?!?!"
I’m not a freshman, I’m a sophmore.
